Queries & Responses for 29 April 2005

rats dislike
That’s not a palindrome. Jesus…
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29 April 2005 · potluck
think you're a creep but like you
And I think you’re a waste of natural resources until the day you resolve some of the contradictions central to your personality but my opinion shouldn’t matter to you any more than yours does to me.
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29 April 2005 · advice & self-help
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why sedition is bad [2]
Like every other word, sedition is neither good nor bad but the usage and context makes it so. Hate sounds bad until you hate injustice, slavery, or things that waste your time. Love sounds wonderful till you fall in love with heroin, communism, or petting 10 year-‌olds. Sedition against a corrupt and violent government which fails to adhere to its empowering documents is not in the least bit bad. One might even argue it’s crucial and anything less is immoral.
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29 April 2005 · potluck
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Ayn Rand is a cunt
You left out the word dead. You know you guys are really, sincerely shitty rhetoricians. Even your dirty ad hominem stuff is defanged.
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29 April 2005 · Ayn Rand · C-bomb & scatological friends
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Sedition·com: Ann Coulter, spectacular cunt
100 ways to make someone like you
…#62, never be phony by doing stuff like making lists detailing how to treat people…
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29 April 2005 · advice & self-help
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noam chomsky on ayn rand
Now that is the most revolting mental image given me in years. Her crying out in her Russian accent, “I’ve sold myself to the lowest man I could find!” See-‌sawing to a melody of squeaking springs and a loose headboard that keeps ragtime against the drywall in a junkie motel on Central Ave in ’Burque.
Do you suppose he’s a wheezer?
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29 April 2005 · Ayn Rand
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Sedition·com: Ann Coulter, spectacular cunt
what level iq is average
That would be the normal level, also known as the mean, retard.
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29 April 2005 · genius
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Sedition·com: Never take an IQ test
very hot polish sex
Are you talking kielbasa or Lech Wałęsa? Either way, count me out.
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29 April 2005 · sex counselor
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Words that start with S—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
It’s in the job description. Believe me, it comes off at 5:00pm sharp.
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29 April 2005 · potluck
stiff cook smegma
The trick is to use a clean, dry copper bowl and be very careful when separating.
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29 April 2005 · world cuisine
US soldiers and rape
Ah, peanut butter and chocolate.
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29 April 2005 · America the beautiful
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Ann Coulter naked
This actually frightens me. I think she probably has one of those honking clitorises that looks like a little penis, you know. A labial prolapse that looks like the Queen Bug’s tail in Aliens. God, please just don’t bring it up anymore. What’s the emoticon for a shudder?
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29 April 2005 · politics
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Sedition·com: Annual report
things said when someone sneezes
“Would you shut the fuck up. Please. I’m trying to concentrate.”
Well, actually that’s a thing said after the sixth sneeze or so, when all polite admonishments have proved fruitless, during the SATs. Or so I’m told.
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29 April 2005 · potluck
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bible bedroom forgive
Forgive me for what I did to your Bible. I was just 15 and I mistook it for an open box of tissue.
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29 April 2005 · Bible study
how to fuck her to have a male child
As you may know, the man determines the baby’s sex. Women have two X chromosomes and men have one X and one Y (named for their shapes). So the father can donate an X or a Y while the mother can only give an X. Female sperm cells are weaker and have less endurance than male sperm cells just as you’d expect. So the trick to having male children only is to put your testicles in boiling water for 30 seconds right before intercourse. This destroys the pathetic and weak female sperm, leaving only the strong, intelligent males to make the upstream journey to Nirvana.
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29 April 2005 · sex counselor
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Words that start with S—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
advice to strap on dildo users
I have no idea how this sort of thing makes it here but I’ll bite, so to speak.
The best advice I can give is: do not take advice, pointers, guides, etc from pornography. Pornography is to sex what Hollywood is to violence. Hollywood violence is unrealistic and wouldn’t work in reality. It’s designed to look good, not to look real. Real violence is short and unpleasant. And without the foley, a fight scene usually doesn’t even look good.
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29 April 2005 · celebrity & Hollywood · sex counselor
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majenta || FLIP SIDES || sedition.com
abbreviations test mensa
Stpd, rtrd, mrnc, flsh, mnkyfkrs.
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29 April 2005 · genius
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Sedition·com: Never take an IQ test
aspiration in life of old age
It’s probably time your focus moved to respiration.
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29 April 2005 · advice & self-help
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aspiration—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
bible trick questions
I’ve got one. How is the Bible like a retard? Click here 100 times to see the answer.
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29 April 2005 · Bible study
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affirmative action is the devil
No. It’s just a socially acceptable way to say that certain people are too stupid, weak, or otherwise inherently inferior to take care of themselves.
I find the idea repugnant. I find it telling that some do not.
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29 April 2005 · America the beautiful · race relations
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