In the condition of just having come out of the mint; as a newly minted coin.
It means: no dings, no scratches, no discoloration, no fractures, no blemishes or structural defects of any kind, not an iota of rust on the frets and pick-ups, and in 100% perfect working order as a new American made Jackson should be, you asshole.
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An archaic expression meaning an extremely small amount or distance. Perhaps with the popularity of the television program Deadwood it will experience a resurgence; assuming the ever more popular Brazilian wax hasn’t eradicated all such animals by next Spring break.
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So what? The whole reason affairs and cheating hurt is because of the emotional involvement. Some solo fluid expression doesn’t hurt anyone and he’s unlikely to develop an emotional attachment to the shower drain.
If you sincerely want him to stop doing it, offer to do it for him.
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1) Does it scare you when God kills all the first born children of the Egyptians? Do you worry your parents or President might do something wrong to make Him kill you too?
2) When Jesus says He will kill the children of the prostitute in Revelation does it make you worry about your mother’s appearance in Girls Gone Wild during her sophomore Spring break?
3) When Lot offers his virgin teen daughters to be raped and sodomized by the angry crowd outside to protect the visiting Angels do you hope your dad would do the same?
4) Do you think Cain should have had sexual intercourse with his mother? How might the human race have filled the Earth otherwise?
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A discredited art theory that gained in popularity in certain lay-circles during the early part of the 1900s.
In short, the theory states that a blank canvas, with no thought, no creativity, no paint, no effort—plain white, just as God made it—was superior to the more colorful works of people like Leonardo da Vinci and El Greco.
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And assholes are just positively hysterical because they die alone in federal nursing homes of cancer and Alzheimer’s.
And just to check-in and make sure it hadn’t passed you by—when people like me use the word retard we’re not talking about people who are literally mentally-handicapped. We’re talking about you.
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Okay, first, being caught with child porn (that’s 17 and under) will get you a boyfriend named Cyril in the state pen who hires out your rectum for cigarettes; here’s more about that and how easy it is to get caught.
Second, you’re doing it wrong; I suspect you’re going to hear that a lot in life. That’s not how you find it. You want to pick the piece of anatomy that you’re after and search Google for its dirtiest slang term, then click on “Images,” then click on “Large.” If “SafeSearch” is on, turn it off. Enjoy yourself and don’t make a mess.
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Widows and orphans have nothing to do with grammar. They’re typographical terms. They correspond to single line left on the top or bottom of a page, as the end or start of an article or chapter, and to a single word left at the end of paragraph. There is nothing wrong with them today.
They were once considered bad and visually jarring. That was back when publishers and editors knew what they were doing and gave a ripe fuck at a rolling Cheerio (no offense to my good friend, the retired 4-star General Mills).
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And raccoons, skunks, mice, squirrels, cats, dogs, and 2 year-olds. Don’t be a fuckhead. Keep it contained and out of reach, and make sure your car isn’t leaking. Anything less is dangerous and often illegal.
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The AHOLS (American Heritage Organization of Love and Sympathy) correctly and bravely determined that the word was eroding the self-esteem of overly-trusting individuals who were also born without the gene that allows one to form cogent assessments of rudimentary issues. So today the word, along with many other hate-terms and epithets, is not found in reputable dictionaries. I know I feel better about myself for it.
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It is, sadly, a somewhat natural and common response. Don’t feel alone but do get help and don’t wait to do it. Get help today. You could start here: Postpartum Depression.
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Unless they’re from Asia or first generation Americans, they’re not. Very generally, the Asian diet, average family income level, and work ethic keeps people healthier. Once they’ve escaped their aunties and grandparents and become full-on cheese-choking, super-sized Pepsi swilling Americans, that all disappears just like it did for the Poles, Germans, Irish, Jews, Swedes, and Italians.
I can’t believe I made it through that without mentioning Margaret Cho.
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You’re still worried about oil? I’d take a fucking second to have a nice breather and consider instead what civil war in the US west might look like when Arizona uses up the last of the freshwater keeping golf-courses and show-lawns in 110° weather and the price of municipal water goes over a dollar a gallon. Tens of millions of people die every year from lack of fresh water now, not in some imaginary future where oil and shale and natural gas is finally running low and the tides are running a foot and a half higher. When it’s not just people south of the Equator dying like fraternity brain cells during pledge week I think you might see a change in world-wide focus.
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A) No. The Old Testament is quite clear that being gay means you are abominable and shouldn’t even be allowed to live, let alone go to Heaven. Others barred from the everlasting love of Elohim include the tattooed, off-kosher dieters, and rapists who get caught but don’t marry their victims (the Bible says rape is fine if you don’t get caught or if you’re willing to do the right thing).
B) Sure. The New Testament is in parts somewhat clear that accepting the blood of the Christ for your sins—even if you had babies for breakfast every day of your adult life and you’re raping a nun right after dinner—gets you to Heaven. It doesn’t matter how evil your deeds are since we’re all born evil. It only matters that you accept Christ’s sacrifice.
There’s the rarely mentioned C) which I don’t mind bringing up now and then. Matthew 5:17-18 explicitly, and with no possibility of uncertainty or interpretation, that A) trumps B) because B) says it does.
What a beautiful book.
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