Queries & Responses for 18 May 2005

hate mail for misogyny
I don’t know where you heard about it but everyone might want to know. This was one of the rejected titles for my upcoming memoirs with Harper Collins. These are the top 10 I couldn’t get them to accept.
10) Nigger—now you pretty much have to review it
9) Hate Mail for Misogyny
8) Buy this Book or I’ll Kill the President
7) History, As Told by the Winner
6) Postmodern Ash
5) How to Serve Man; and Choose a Wine that Won’t Embarrass
4) My Life As the Scarecrow
3) 500 Essays about Bartholin’s Glands
2) Downpayment on the Reparations
1) Chinga Tu Madre
It was a fierce battle but I finally got one I could at least live with. The title on the spine this Autumn will be: It’s All Downhill from Here.
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18 May 2005 · potluck
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Sedition·com: Blog threat levels
booya defined
As related by the Tribe themselves: it’s the sound a shotgun makes.
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18 May 2005 · speaking in tongues
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Words that start with G—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
slang bootlickers
Bootlicker is the slang, man. The real word is sycophant; the adjective is obsequious.
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18 May 2005 · speaking in tongues
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Words that start with R—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
making a good bomb
Oh, don’t be bashful. They’re all good bombs.
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18 May 2005 · war & peace
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Sedition·com: I am selling a nuclear bomb …
perl "or assignment"
You can’t use or for assignment. Try || instead. 
$this_query = $stupid || 'boring';
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18 May 2005 · Internet & computing
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Operator, Operator
cheating spouse checklist oprah
That’s the only entry on the list.
If your significant other is Oprah, you are most definitely cheating.
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18 May 2005 · relationships
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Sedition·com: QWA #8: the sex counselor edition
120 shots fired driver unarmed
Good song title. Part of the LA soundtrack. Or was it New York City?
Let’s split the difference and call it the Black America Experience rock opera!
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18 May 2005 · race relations
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Sedition·com: Randy Newman is an idiot
Interview with Bobby Fischer
majenta: What did it feel like when your 1972 match with Boris Spassky opened in a loss?
Bobby Fischer: Bah! Oooo-‌chim-‌chim-‌chim-‌waa!!!
m: Uh, I mean… Was your confidence rattled? Did you still believe you could win, even after defaulting the second game?
BF: Ahhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
m: I, uh… you see… It was just amazing to me that you pulled it out of the fire and I was wondering how it felt at the time, you know.
BF: Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-‌rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-‌rrrrrrr-‌ing.
m: …Look, are you drunk, or what?
BF: Humminnah-‌humminnah-‌humminnah!
m: …Psycho…
BF: Why you goddamn dirty Jew!
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18 May 2005 · celebrity & Hollywood
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Sedition·com: Bobby Fischer and his horse
pot is the devil
That’s some weak ass Satan they’re pushing in Amsterdam. No wonder it’s legal. North African coffee is stronger.
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18 May 2005 · wine & roses
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pot addict—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
Eureka synonym
White Horse?
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18 May 2005 · America the beautiful · speaking in tongues
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Words that start with H—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
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