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masturbate kill kitties mean?
Yes, it is mean when you masturbate and make God kill the kitties. Stop. Stop now. For the sake of the kitties and baby Jesus. Why should you have any joy in life, even in private?
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24 May 2005 · Bible study
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what is the meaning of the "is" on the end of words describing a medical condition ending in "is"
As President Clinton himself explained, it depends on what the meaning of the word “is” is. In his case it meant he jammed his lily cock down the throat of gullible girl half his age while he was on the clock being paid to sit in the Oval Office and ignore genocide in Africa, bomb civilians in Europe, and burn children to death in Texas.
In answer to your original question, it’s just what’s left of the Latin and the Greek behind it. Psoriasis sounds so much more sophisticated than got the itches but that’s all it means and that’s what education is all about, my Nubianz.
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24 May 2005 · health & medicine
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how to start having a sexy?
What? Fuck, ask questions in your native language, would you? It would save Google’s servers a great deal of strain and keep me from popping a gasket trying to follow your meaning.
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24 May 2005 · sex counselor
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how many nude girls are there?
Oh, Lordy. You see why erotica can be so much better than pictorial pornography. Just the very idea of being involved in the census is better than a Viagra-‌Cialis milkshake.
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communism
I’ve got a one word unrebuttable proof that Communism is among the most heinous, insane—in both senses—and odious concepts that has ever been hatched: Korea.
Korea at night One country, to the day still unified by a culture so strong that 90% of South Koreans hold the absolutely ludicrous belief that a happy reunification is—and has been for 40 years—imminent. One of the most homogeneous peoples on the face of the Earth divided not by geography, language, tradition, myth, dreams, ambition, or history. Divided only by a system of government and an imaginary line.
A near perfect laboratory experiment. And what’s the control, you ask? How about Singapore, Hong Kong, and Taiwan?
Stalin killed more people than Hitler. Mao killed more people than Stalin. Somehow that isn’t enough for y’all and your thuggish and decrepit heroes like the bloody by proxy Noam Chomsky.
North Korea has death camps where political prisoners are raped, tortured, used in weapons experiments, gassed, shot, and starved. Not in some distant past that your grandparents dealt with. It’s today. While you read this, it is happening. An innocent person is being killed horribly to benefit no one. North Korea has segments of population that eat bark, pinecones, and grass because they have no food; the unsupervised international aid packages go to the military and the government loyalists. They also eat children because the children often starve to death first.
The photograph of Korea at night is the sum total of all the arguments. You can still pretend Communism isn’t Evil and might work if just applied correctly, but it won’t be out of ignorance anymore. It will only be because you’re a lunatic or evil too.
Original image courtesy of Hank Brandli and Earth Science Picture of the Day.
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24 May 2005 · government
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assassination of evil dictator
I am not confident about where the line between joke and Secret Service interview is this morning so I’m gonna keep quiet and let you infer the punchline.
How funny it is depends entirely upon the quality of your imagination.
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