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- when will us troops leave iraq
- Maybe right before the next US presidential election—in the end of 2008—so the Republicans have a chance to keep the office; though if Hillary runs, they probably won’t bother trying to impress anyone. Otherwise, three more years of body counts will mean Bush caused far more American deaths than Bin Laden and it will all become less appealing to even those who were initially so eager to sacrifice their sons to… What was it we were doing there?
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Sedition·com: Last US Troops Leave Iraq - spic nigger chink
- Asshole moron nobody.
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nigger—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - symbology from led zeppelin
- Make up your own mind because the band can’t even remember where half the stuff came from or if it really meant anything to begin with.
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Sedition·com: Sedition·com archived dailies - fuck my sister [2]
- This comes up a lot, as you may have noticed. In fact the weblogs for the last year show 1,746 entries with both the words fuck and sister. I did some geography look-ups on the originating IPs for these and they are almost exclusively from outside the US. This makes me wonder why the query is directed in English.
- Do y’all really think Americans fuck our sisters? We absolutely do not and never will so you can…
- What? Hold on.
- I’ve just been informed that the Southern States’ Confederate bid for succession did not officially succeed. News to me. Oh, well, live and learn.
- I retract what I was saying. Search away.
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majenta || my young mom || sedition.com - i saw my mom getting fucked
- These are going too slowly. Let’s just get this out of the way.
- Take 1: I know, and I apologize. She said you wouldn’t be home for another hour.
- Take 2: I thought the zoo’s Feral Pig Breeding Program was a bit more discreet.
- Take 3: How do I look from that angle?
- Take 4: For $3.95 plus a potential rewinding fee, anyone can.
- Take 5: A good ophthalmologist can probably scrape that shit off your retinas.
- Take 6: Did you see what she paid the guy? I’ve been thinking about some price changes.
- Take 7: It can be difficult to deal with that kind of jealousy.
- Take 8: I don’t believe you. How could you see anything through that mountainous jelly roll?
- Take 9: Contrary to what the packaging says, it’s okay to eat a whole box of Dramamine®.
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majenta || FLIP SIDES — the new leaf || se… - cop and circumcised
- Next time Smokey pulls you over, while you reach for your registration and proof of insurance, why don’t you ask him if he is or not. It’s a good way to show interest in someone and maybe make a friend.
- And remember, you can’t trust a Catholic cop. They take orders from the Pope instead of the Police Commissioner.
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majenta || The Pecker Affair || sedition.com - destroy america [2]
- Shit or get off the pot, man.
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Sedition·com: How to destroy America; step… - "seven deadly sins"
- Ah, the return trip. We did the virtues already; twice.
- Now to repair the sins–
PrideHumilityEnvyAppropriation- Gluttony
LustMortificationGreedSacrificeSlothContentednessWrathInjustice- And a skosh more from The Bad Book on the sins.
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Seven Deadly Sins, the—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - dictionary 3way french
- I suppose considering Berlin, Rome, and Paris that would have to be Vichy.
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Words that start with G—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - bush is not hitler
This comes up a lot and I made a point about it already but there is a deeper point that needs making.- Hitler was not Hitler.
- Hitler didn’t personally annex Poland or invade Russia. He didn’t fly sorties over London or pop the cap on a single can of Zyklon-B.
- You did.
- Without you, Hitler would have been just another failed artist; a mild, harmless lunatic.
- You’re not Hitler but there are no Hitlers, no Maos, no Stalins, no George Bushes without you.
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Sedition·com: Bush is not Hitler - alliteration aficionados
- another boring afternoon #7
- bantam brother blue blood bitched a beggars’ feast,
and nancy narry n’er’do did not notice in the least;
scheming sally shoreline saw some seashells she’d once sold;
the thing that thought those things, thrusted through the fold. - –02.03.97
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Words that start with E—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - how to make heavy water nuclear bomb
- This is actually a lot easier than the “scientists” let on.
- In fact, the first part is so simple, you can make heavy water in your backyard if you’re relatively muscular. You need a heavy duty bucket with a handle; remember the water will be heavier in the end so don’t scrimp on a quality bucket! Fill it with regular municipal water from your garden hose. Take the bucket where you have plenty of room. Hold it at arm’s length and spin.
- The centripetal force acts in concert with the centrifugal force at the Quantum level. If you can keep it up—2 minutes per CC of water—the water molecules rearrange and accrue the per mole weight increment usually equal to the cube root of Avogadro’s number.
- Ah, but who am I telling this to? I’m sure you already know all about it. I probably sound like a moron trying to explain it.
- Good luck with your bomb! Let us know how it works out. ;)
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Sedition·com: I am selling a nuclear bomb … - i fuck my sister [2]
- And your IP address is ____________ on _________ in case the local Egyptian authorities want to discuss it further with you.
- [Update: realized only the sister would be in danger by publishing the IP so removed it. Go Islam.]
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Sedition·com: Annual report - jokes with the name ashley
- Here’s a good one. You name a baby girl Ashley. It’s over told though and isn’t as funny lately. I recommend using another boy’s name like Steve to really put one over on your daughter.
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Sedition·com: When the Holocaust will be funny - perl "Script name" self argv -python
- This is one of those that’s hard to search for. It’s contained in $0 barring weirdness or process manipulation.
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Operator, Operator - Suicide Note Maker
- Courtney Love? Anyone?
- Can I get a Hallelujah?
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Sedition·com: Six sets of my suicide note, please