Queries & Responses for 05 June 2005

Author
I love to see a good bio of an author when I finally find a site worth reading and revisiting. The problem is, most people do it the other way around. They don’t look for good writing, they look for something that’s already popular which has some celebrity attached. Will Wheaton—the Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek—has a popular blog for fucksakes! Not that it’s terrible, it’s just terribly average and it would only get average clicks, i.e. 100 a day, mostly from friends and family, if he hadn’t been on a TV show popular with Internet-‌age, socially challenged children.
If I said this site gets a million hits per day or admit I’m an American movie star doing this anonymously because it’s hard for me to go out in public, many of you would suddenly think more highly of the place and be more willing to return or tell a friend about it. L.
So do you actually care? Or are you just desperate to find publicly sanctioned reasons to care? About anything.
I love not having to judge anything for myself. I could never take the pressure. I mean, what if I were wrong. Millions of other people can’t be. I can’t think of a time when following the crowd has ever gone awry in the entire history of the world.
My name is Ashley. While I’m not even almost famous, somewhere around 150,000,000 of you in all parts of the globe have either seen web pages and advertisements I’ve done or heard my voice, or both. That’s pretty good, right? I mean that makes me okay in your book, doesn’t it? Ashley
The about page has contact info if you think the quality of my erections is in decline or I need to be stopped or something.
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05 June 2005
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Sedition·com: About the “author”
Broken Jaw Diet
That would be a steady stream of ribbing for being unable to handle your fists or your skateboard, my friend. Through a straw.
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05 June 2005 · potluck
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Words that start with S—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
the almighty bad ass dictionary
Finally! The New York Times has got around to giving a positive review for The Devil’s Dictionary X™.
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