Queries & Responses for 08 June 2005

black pussy
I was on Venice Beach. An old, good looking, black comic was riffing for a crowd. I was with Lisa and a couple of her friends. We stopped to listen. I was tall and in front so he went for me.
He asked a few preliminary questions to warm me up, not embarrass me too much. Then he got to schooling.
“There’s a white kitten and black rooster on a farm together. How many beaks does that rooster have?”
“One,” I says.
“And how many teeth does that cat have?”
I paused, trying to remember if I’d ever known how many teeth cats have.
He said, “You mean to tell me you know more about black cock than white pussy?”
I helped a crowd of people have an amusing afternoon anyway.
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08 June 2005 · potluck
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spic slang
The word spic is slang, and offensive slang at that.
Or are you looking for things like joto and pendejo hijo de la wetta puta, blondie?
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08 June 2005 · speaking in tongues
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Words that start with N—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
spanish word sexy
Try ¡Que culo! You might get lucky.
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08 June 2005 · speaking in tongues
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Words that start with L—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
"I fucked my dad"
I heard. Poor guy—he did seem to be in the barrel much longer than he deserved.
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08 June 2005 · your mother
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dreams of pork and their meaning
If you’re Chinese or Korean it means money is coming your way.
For everyone else it means you’re going to be killed and eaten by cannibals.
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08 June 2005 · Ps & Qs
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Words that start with P—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
paternity test rejection reason
She refused to allow the test?
What are you? Stupid? It’s because she knows—or strongly suspects—you’re not the father.
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08 June 2005 · sex counselor
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