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anal probe: Today a game review site quoted the DDX about aliens and anal probes. This got me to thinking. What could those aliens want up there? What’s to gain? Why all the effort and secrecy?; My first job was for a vet. My first sexual experience—I promise on the grave of Thomas Jefferson I got no gratification out of it—was jerking off a bull to obtain a semen sample.; How is this done, you in the Blue States ask? Well, one way is—believe it or not, it’s the least distasteful—a big rubberized phallus with electrodes on the sides is greased—well, glycerined—and shoved up the animal’s rectum. Current is passed through it rhythmically. This “stimulates” the prostate and friends. Given enough time and juice, so to speak, you get your Cup’o Steer Spunk™.; The bulls act like it hurts and they want to get away from it. Boy do they try to get away from it. You have to put them in metal stocks so they can’t move much or get leverage. They make those yelling cow sounds and strain to get out. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise—it’s damn difficult to hold that thing in there. But you know they really like it. Oh, yeah, they want it. Even when they act like they don’t.; I never knew what it was called before but I just looked it up. Now you know too: Electroejaculation. If you were wondering. Yes. It works on pretty much all mammals.; So if this bears out, why are extraterrestrials collecting man juice? Breeding? I should think it would be easier to steal babies or even zygotes. It occurs to me that human beings go to fantastic and bizarrely expensive lengths for another reason themselves. Think of bird nest soup, truffles, or caviar.; Maybe human semen is an intergalactic delicacy.; If true I think I would be the happiest person in the history of the Earth. Not because I’d stand a chance of being milked without a share in the exorbitant profit but because it would be so goddamn fucking funny it would put all the history of punchlines and comics to shame. I would still be giggling 60 years from now while the great-‌grandchildren were arguing about whether or not to pull the plug.; [close] Permanent link · http://querylog.com/q/anal+probe

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how can you tell if it is a boy crayfish or a girl crayfish: Start playing a waltz. The boys lead when they dance.; Update, a more useful answer: how to tell the sex of a crayfish.; [close] Permanent link · http://querylog.com/q/how+can+you+tell+if+it+is+a+boy+crayfish+or+a+girl+crayfish

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last words of john galt: I wish the American people had but a single ass I could leave out in the cold. Atlas Shrugged (Unabridged Version); [close] Permanent link · http://querylog.com/q/last+words+of+john+galt

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Queries & Responses for 01 July 2005
About QueryLog Random Q & R Referring Queries Most Popular Friends of QueryLog QueryLog Topics Author Site Map Responses ©2004–2008 RSS+XML Disclaimer Search Other Sites Sedition·com Ashley is a boy’s name Devil’s Dictionary X™ Do I know you? Actual Answers	anal probe Today a game review site quoted the DDX about aliens and anal probes. This got me to thinking. What could those aliens want up there? What’s to gain? Why all the effort and secrecy? My first job was for a vet. My first sexual experience—I promise on the grave of Thomas Jefferson I got no gratification out of it—was jerking off a bull to obtain a semen sample. How is this done, you in the Blue States ask? Well, one way is—believe it or not, it’s the least distasteful—a big rubberized phallus with electrodes on the sides is greased—well, glycerined—and shoved up the animal’s rectum. Current is passed through it rhythmically. This “stimulates” the prostate and friends. Given enough time and juice, so to speak, you get your Cup’o Steer Spunk™. The bulls act like it hurts and they want to get away from it. Boy do they try to get away from it. You have to put them in metal stocks so they can’t move much or get leverage. They make those yelling cow sounds and strain to get out. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise—it’s damn difficult to hold that thing in there. But you know they really like it. Oh, yeah, they want it. Even when they act like they don’t. I never knew what it was called before but I just looked it up. Now you know too: Electroejaculation. If you were wondering. Yes. It works on pretty much all mammals. So if this bears out, why are extraterrestrials collecting man juice? Breeding? I should think it would be easier to steal babies or even zygotes. It occurs to me that human beings go to fantastic and bizarrely expensive lengths for another reason themselves. Think of bird nest soup, truffles, or caviar. Maybe human semen is an intergalactic delicacy. If true I think I would be the happiest person in the history of the Earth. Not because I’d stand a chance of being milked without a share in the exorbitant profit but because it would be so goddamn fucking funny it would put all the history of punchlines and comics to shame. I would still be giggling 60 years from now while the great-‌grandchildren were arguing about whether or not to pull the plug. [close] Permanent link · `http://querylog.com/q/anal+probe` Suggested HTML for linking: <a title="QueryLog: anal probe" href="http://querylog.com/q/anal+probe">anal probe</a> Link preview: anal probe 01 July 2005 · world cuisine The page found by the original query: anal probe—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ how can you tell if it is a boy crayfish or a girl crayfish Start playing a waltz. The boys lead when they dance. Update, a more useful answer: how to tell the sex of a crayfish. [close] Permanent link · `http://querylog.com/q/how+can+you+tell+if+it+is+a+boy+crayfish+or+a+girl+crayfish` Suggested HTML for linking: <a title="QueryLog: how can you tell if it is a boy crayfish or a girl crayfish" href="http://querylog.com/q/how+can+you+tell+if+it+is+a+boy+crayfish+or+a+girl+crayfish">how can you tell if it is a boy crayfish or a girl crayfish</a> Link preview: how can you tell if it is a boy crayfish or a girl crayfish 01 July 2005 · science & nature last words of john galt I wish the American people had but a single ass I could leave out in the cold. Atlas Shrugged (Unabridged Version) [close] Permanent link · `http://querylog.com/q/last+words+of+john+galt` Suggested HTML for linking: <a title="QueryLog: last words of john galt" href="http://querylog.com/q/last+words+of+john+galt">last words of john galt</a> Link preview: last words of john galt 01 July 2005 · Ayn Rand The page found by the original query: majenta \|\| Who is John Galt? \|\| sedition.com « previous \| more »