Queries & Responses for 03 July 2005

current terror alert level
You be the judge.
SOILED

We’re All Gonna Die
Game Over, Man

COWARDLY

Lock up the Darkies & Hide Under a Bed

HUMBLED

Time to Close the School of the Americas

CONSCIOUS

What Do You Mean They Don’t Love the US?

ARROGANT

Open Season on Foreign Governments

For her extended pleasure and your own website there is also Classic Terror™, Conservative and Liberal Threat Levels, Boobie Terror Alerts, and, oh, yes, even Blog Threat Levels.
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03 July 2005 · terrorism
young girl no nude
Search engines aren’t particularly semantic yet, dufus. You’re just searching for girl, nude, young, and no. So, of course you’ll find nude girls.
Try turning safe searches on in Google images and just searching for “girl.” Or checking out a stock photo site.
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03 July 2005 · Ps & Qs
apache perl too slow
Apache + mod_perl Nonsense. Get educated: mod_perl or fastcgi. Perl enabled Apache has no trouble serving 10s of millions of pages a day with fantastic speed of execution.
Consider firing whoever has been bringing you the faulty technical advice. Developers cost more than the machines that run their code. All other things being roughly equal, you should be looking for the language that lets you develop code the quickest.
Case study: I worked on a project where we designed and built, in Perl and from scratch, a website with user accounts, posting with HTML validation, threaded posts/comments, weighted post voting, size capped and validated image uploads, user level/privilege system, cookie and session management, interface to remote webservices for user data lookups, and a chat engine. All the code was object oriented.
We did it all in 6 months.
Oh, excuse me. Did I say we? I meant I. And did I say 6 months? I meant two weeks.
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03 July 2005 · Internet & computing
The page found by the original query:
Redirect with mod_perl