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- Tim - korean singer
Bizarrely, this comes up a lot. I’m not in Korea now though so maybe he’s some new pop phenom. HOT is where I got my passport stamped “Sugo-hee-gaesayo.” And, yeah, I’m OG—I know what HOT stands for.- I don’t wanna talk about Tim ever again, well, except for the wrecked Tico story, but this does remind me of something Jason did which at the time almost bought him some trouble.
- We were all out at no-rae-bong one night. That’s karaoke to you round-eyed pedestrians. Jason—yes, Jason Blokhuis—picked a song for me: “My Way.”
- What the fuck!? What balls. What a thing!? What… what… well, that’s kinda funny. Yeah, I guess, I mean, yeah, that’s pretty much me. Well, when pressed, one must admit, that’s a right neighborly slam. He got you and it’s kinda funny. Yeah, okay, you win—let’s belt this mother out.
- He sang it with me too. I miss those guys all the time.
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- The New Testament is pretty explicit on the matter. It’s either o’the Lord or t’ain’t.
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About the Devil’s Dictionary X™ - How to buy a nuclear detonator
- Like you’ve got 50 million dollars in cash. Rip off, shit.
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Sedition·com: I am selling a nuclear bomb … - Why was jfk killed
- Well, aside from being one of the most unpopular sitting presidents in US history, he did fuck an awful lot of other men’s wives. Honestly, I have no idea how Clinton remains ambulatory.
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majenta || Thomas Paine Will Buy Me My Fir… - george bush is a douche
- Again, you guys need to learn to transmogrify your verbiage to sticks and stones. Dirty douche water comes to mind as an appetizer, as it were.
- Remember though, for public debate and political arguments: whoever uses a pejorative first, loses. If a point can’t be made without profanity and insults, there is no valid point there. When you can combine a well reasoned and documented position with profanity and pandering personal assault, however, pow.
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Sedition·com: Douche of the year: George W Bush - words to encourage an addict
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Jesus, man, this is the strongest smack I’ve ever got my hands on and I swear to God it has like absolutely the mellowest comedown. The guy doesn’t even know what he’s fallen into. Dumb fucker is selling it for $20 a gram because he hasn’t tried it and he thinks it’s cut. Wanna beer before we head over there?
- …or, say… Were you talking about encouraging him to stay clean?
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Words that start with P—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - sending an excel file as an attachment in Perl script
- Why stop with Excel files? It’s just as easy to send any type of file—from images to executables—as attachments with perl.
use strict; use warnings; use MIME::Lite; # we want to mail our file use File::Spec; # to handle file paths reliably on any platform
my $file = shift || die "Give a file to mail!\n";
-e $file or die "No such file: $file\n"; -r _ or die "Can't read: $file\n"; -s _ < 1_024 * 1_024 or die "1 megabyte is big enough, sport.\n";
my $name = ( File::Spec->splitpath( $file ) )[-1]; $name or die "File::Spec couldn't determine filename!\n";
my $msg = MIME::Lite->new(From => 'jail-bait@sedition.com', To => 'yer-mamma@sedition.com', Subject => "Your file, monkey: $name", Type => 'multipart/mixed') or die "Problem opening MIME object: $!";
$msg->attach(Type => 'AUTO', Disposition => 'attachment', Name => $name, Path => $file ) or die "Problem attaching Excel file: $!";
$msg->send() or die "Problem sending MIME mail: $!";
print "Sent $name!\n";- More juicy good perlness at MIME::Lite.
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Converting delimited text to Excel - nuclear bomb in america?
They’re practically the amber waves, man.-
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Sedition·com: I am selling a nuclear bomb … - why ruby is better than perl
- Because there is a webpage that says so. That’s proof right? I mean, come on. Even the name is cooler so it must be better.
- While I’ve got your attention: Italy is better than France.
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Object Oriented colors in Perl - condom malfunction
Well, now you know the truth. Don’t blame them for never telling you—nobody’s parents are perfect.- I prefer my own backstory anyway: Drunken teens at ski lodge.
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Sedition·com: 50 queries from the weblog a… - where to punch the stomach
- Swing low and punch that stomach right in the balls, man.
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sucker punch—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - common design mistakes
- I’ll tell you the one I invariably make: Assuming that Internet Explorer supports even the most basic and reasonable CSS specifications.
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Common design mistakes and pitfalls - terrible family
- I’m #1 again!
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Sedition·com: How terrible family decision… - how to find referring URL javascript
<script type="text/javascript"> document.write( document.referrer ); </script>
- Now buy this book: JavaScript & DHTML Cookbook to repay me. And view the page source for this entry.
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Code snippets in Perl and JavaScript