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rick santorum is the devil
Gay Bible You’re reading the wrong Bible, my conflicted friend. The Good Book is quite clear in many, many passages that being gay is both wrong and offends God enough that He’s willing to suspend a certain commandment regarding the disposal of human life.
And I’ll tell you something else. I’m fucking sick to death of Christian queers. People like Santorum and Graham and such, yeah, I hate their guts but at least their faith is legitimate and grounded in some scholarship, albeit 1,800 years ignorant.
The Bible says gays are evil, God hates ‘em, and they should die. Any gay person who is a member of, or supports in any way, pretty much any of the various Christian churches is a self-‌traitor. And don’t give me any lip about the New Testament or Jesus’ love or the new moderate churches. Y’all have a pronounced reading deficiency—try Revelation 2:15,23 just for starters. You can’t dress up a viper in a tutu and slippers and expect it not to bite just because it looks a little prettier than it once did.
You might as well be a Jewish Neo-‌Nazi. It’s the same contradiction.
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13 July 2005 · Bible study
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Santorum, Rick—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
chance of contracting chlamydia
The only statistic you should keep in mind is that if you put that thing in a baggie, like you should, the chance drops by 99%. As unpleasant as chlamydia and friends are—undiagnosed chlamydia can probably cause cervical cancer, for example—they have even more troublesome big brothers like HIV and herpes for which the free clinic won’t be able to help you much.
Unless you’ve been in a monogamous relationship for a year and you have both tested clean on everything, always use condoms, kids.
Oh, and by “kids” I mean anyone of legal age to consent to sexual activity, of course. Wouldn’t want to send the wrong message on how to avoid catching a searingly painful or even fatal disease to children. God, no.
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13 July 2005 · sex counselor
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Words that start with C—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
JAVASCRIPT VISIBILITY collapse example 
<a style="color:black;" href="javascript:void(0);"
onclick="this.style.visibility='hidden';">
Click on me, monkey.
</a>
The display property of an object’s style (set it to “none”) is often better for this kind of thing because it removes it from rendering entirely, thus avoiding potential layout collisions and problems like the one you get above because of the <pre> tags.
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13 July 2005 · Internet & computing
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How to pronounce the word Guillotine
Oh-‌vur-‌doo.
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13 July 2005 · war & peace
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