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search engine spyders ignore html comments
Of course they do, monkey. Otherwise I could fill up this site with <!-- Call me Ishmael --> and <!-- Halle Berry fucking --> which would be invisible to visitors but send search referrals high and low brow. Hell, why not wrap the whole site’s content in comments and just leave the ads out in sight so there’s nothing else to click on, right?
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25 July 2005 · Internet & computing
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That’s you. That’s your connection to the Internet. That’s all a government cop needs to knock on your door. Men who hurt children fare very, very badly in prison.
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25 July 2005 · advice & self-help
where can i look at underage girls naked?
Try practicing in your imagination because they monitor what little Internet and mail you get in the state pen.
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25 July 2005 · sex counselor
template toolkit ordinals
Did Template Toolkit ordinals from scratch. Here’s how to drop it in with Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate. Relevant lines are in bold. 
use warnings;
use strict;
use CGI qw( header start_html );
use Template;
use Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate 'ordinate';

my %Config =
    (
     FILTERS => { ordinal => sub { ordinate($_[0]) } }
     );

my $tt2 = Template->new(\%Config);

print
    header(),
    start_html(-title => 'Ordinals');

$tt2->process(\*DATA, { bingo => [ 0 .. 121 ] })
    or warn $Template::ERROR;

__DATA__
<h1>Ordinals</h1>
[% FOR i IN bingo %]
  [% i | ordinal %]
[% END %]
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