Queries & Responses for 26 July 2005

can fleas live off fur
I take it you’re asking if they can live outside of fur, and not if they can live only eating fur. The answer is, completely. Like most young braggarts, they spend more time out of fur than in it. Most fleas only hit the animal for a big blood meal or two, then they go lay their eggs. Fleas are much more likely to spend time in your lawn or your carpet than on your cat.
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26 July 2005 · science & nature
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Sage: Natural Flea Control
ann landers signs husband is cheating
Let me ask you a question, lady. Are you worth not cheating? If not, what does it matter? You don’t belong together no matter how long it’s been.
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26 July 2005 · advice & self-help
who voted for kerry
A lot of smug, belligerent morons who wanted to believe that they were saving the world. A little refresher course for those who missed the campaign or are wallowing in the pretense of selective memory.
Kerry and Bush compared.
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26 July 2005 · politics
"tom goes to the mayor"
I just realized the best thing about this show. It’s exactly long enough for the average stoner to make it to the ampm and back before missing something worth watching. I’ll bet y’all can’t wait for “12 oz. Mouse” so there’s finally a good bathroom break in there too. That show doesn’t just give you time to take a crap it makes you want to take one by weight of example.
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26 July 2005 · potluck
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Sedition·com: Tom Goes to the Mayor
why "white men" don't date "black women"
Because that ass, Spike Lee, told them not to do it. Thanks a lot, Spike. Way to demonstrate how to not be a racist to the rest of us.
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26 July 2005 · race relations
handyman synonym
Homo habilis.
I’ve told this joke before but, to me at least, it just keeps getting funnier.
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26 July 2005 · Darwin & design
crocodile feces as contraceptive
Disgusting medical uses for crocodiles. You can thank the aliens who built the pyramids for this bit of super advanced, organic, 100% all natural medicine. It does work too. I doubt very well, but it works. It works because croc caca is acidic and human semen is basic. Essentially canceling each other out and resulting in a goo of smelling salts.
It’s worth noting that anything acidic would work, from lemon juice and vinegar to coffee and vomit. The reason crocodile scat turned up as the golden recipe is probably because of its sticktoittiveness, as it were. It stays put better than, say, a beer. Though as a responsible journalist I must point out that the container of the latter is drastically safer and even potentially more fun than the dispenser of the former.
And this seems like a good time to mention that sperm can maintain motility for up to 4 days after they get the heave ho. So, morning after crocodile feces can sometimes prove an efficacious prophylactic.
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26 July 2005 · health & medicine
meaning of the term 'hell freezes over'
Never. It means never, as in Hell is supernaturally hot for eternity. There is never going to be a cold snap in Gehenna. Well, maybe in Gehenna but not Hades… or Tartarus or something. You see the problem with that. There are a dozen names because we’ve adopted them pel-‌hel from any culture which punishes the dead for going against the fashion of the dei.
Also, I’d like to take this time to point out that even fictional place names are capitalized. It’s not “oz,” neither is it “hell.”
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26 July 2005 · Bible study
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Words that start with H—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
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