Queries & Responses for 21 August 2005

devil's evolution dictionary
It led to my DDX, natch, but also to this, the would be “Devil’s Dictionary of Evolution for All True Scholars.”
Anyway, for purposes of review, let’s take one of the winners:
Proof
The assimilation of data in such a way that the desired conclusion seems to be the most plausible hypothesis.
Jesus sets the record on science straight. So, there you go. I’ve learned in time to save my sorry soul intellect. Proof is actually something colorless, odorless, and tasteless—without, in fact, mass, energy, measure, or any testable properties whatsoever—that you can only see with your heart; though it was extensively documented by various drunken lunatics—before cameras or printing—of every people; especially Jews who cut off their own penis tips at age 80 and Apostles who lived a hundred years after the death of Christ.
The main problem with ID isn’t that it demands to be called scientific but uses no part of the scientific method—nor that it rewards the stupid by claiming without a bit of modesty that its adherents are right because they’re too dim to think of something except, “This is complex and hard to understand. So God did it!”—but that it’s not funny. At all.
Even struggling to be so with one of the most tried and true cookie-‌cutters for comedy ever born: The Devil’s Dictionary, the shit just don’t amuse.
Excepting the All True Scholars bit. That is pretty damn funny.
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