Queries & Responses for 22 August 2005

why kiss sucks
Kiss Sucks! “Why?” You really can’t tell? Some highlights–
They were and will remain a children’s band. Costumes and make-‌up, lunch boxes and dolls. Their zeitgeist is not that of The Who, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Led Zeppelin, but that of professional wrestling, GWAR, and Pokémon. I understand the fondness some have. I have nostalgia for The Herculoids but I don’t argue that it was Kubrick.
Their very best songs are, at very best, mediocre radio pandering tripe. Consider the pinnacle of their choruses, the epitome of their lyrical achievement: “I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day.”
Even their one or two seemingly serious entries like “Beth” sound like they were written by the high school’s Stoned-‌Loser in Chief with his mom’s folk guitar to be played at the local coffee house twice before Beth starts dating the quarterback and the song is graciously consigned to oblivion.
Their key figure: an arrogant, balding, unpleasant fellow by the name of Chaim Witz. You’ve never heard of him because his heritage was troubling so changed his name to Gene Simmons. His only real claim to fame is that in his capacity as rock star he fucked about 20,000 of your teenage daughters.
To form an axiom so you can apply it elsewhere–
If your job description starts with, “Put on clown make-‌up,” and you are not, in fact, a clown, you suck.
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22 August 2005 · celebrity & Hollywood
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reasons why it's better to be black
From a purely objective point of possible entries.
Because you spend more than average time in the sun.
Because you live in a malarial zone.
Your grades aren’t up to snuff but you want to go to a good school which has an affirmative action program.
Uh… possibly excepting Zimbabwean citizenship that’s pretty much the whole list.
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22 August 2005 · race relations
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majenta || Koh Samet || sedition.com
World's most deadliest poison
Query’s most worst grammar.
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22 August 2005 · speaking in tongues
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"anal sex" christian response
I’m personally more interested in the “mom sex” Christian response. I understand that quite a few sheep became available once Abel got his hash sorted by Cain but I don’t think many children came of those particular unions.
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22 August 2005 · Bible study
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