Queries & Responses for 01 September 2005

can logicians make money
Yes! Are you fucking kidding? The guy who did it for Amazon.com when I was there got like 2 million dollars just for showing up to work the first day.
Oh, wait. Did you say “logician?” Oh, gosh I’m embarrassed for both of us.
I thought you said, “logistician.” Wow. See what a syllable can do. I’m embarrassed about being wrong and instead of being wealthy for solving fun problems all day you’ve chosen a career path that is likely to end in impoverished, alcoholic self-‌immolation.
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01 September 2005 · the workplace
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illustrations of differing vaginas
Let’s see, we’ve got–
(·) The virgin.
(•) The freshman co-‌ed.
(o) The sorority girl.
(O) The hoo’er.
[◊] The robot.
(') The ol’ clitoridectomy.
(°) Junior prom; AKA that’s not my belly-‌button.
\|/ Post-‌modern; pre-‌pubescent.
(ø) Chastity belt.
(¤) Dilated and ready to deliver.
(∆) “Cowgirl” (in the stirrups).
{@} Botched post-‌op tranny.
(!) Porn star on her back.
(¡) Porn star face down.
…well, we are on a budget, here. Please note that all the genitals pictured above were of legal age at the time of this posting.
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01 September 2005 · science & nature
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