Before confronting a doctor with this question, you should probably taste it to be certain.
Me: God!
Myself: Are you trying to impress a girl or something? Why do you care? It’s not like you’re ever going to get a good job again or have a chance really at any kind of public life at this point. I don’t know where you get off. You’ve got nothing, man. You haven’t had anything for years. Check the record. I’m your only chance of pulling this out of the flames and cashing it in while it’s still possible to turn it into a real payday. What? What? What? What?
Me: …
Myself: That’s right.
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I remember a college bull session with some pinko whining about how completely awful the United States was in regards to race relations and how terrible it was we couldn’t be just like any of the many places in the world without racism. Like Japan.
The discussion couldn’t move forward at that point because I was laughing too much to talk.
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Well, all the faces are pretty white but I haven’t watched it enough to know if there are any other sinister currents.
It does bring up the only ethnic Teletubby: Dipsy. Why is the ethnic one given the stupid—dippy—name? Why is the ethnic one sadly underrepresented as compared to the obviously Caucasian Po and Laa-Laa? Even the “flamboyant” Tinky-Winky gets more screen time.
It’s a goddamn public broadcasting scandal, I tells ya’.
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