Queries & Responses for 14 September 2005

PUNCHLINE OF PRODUCTS
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Ford Pinto: Boom.
Xanax: Because roofies and quaaludes aren’t covered by your insurance.
McDonald’s coffee: Hot enough for Satan himself.
GM cars: 4 million vehicles recalled a year proves how much we care.
Ritalin: It’s sure easier than being a good parent.
Bayer aspirin: Now eliminating headaches without Zyklon B.
Chevy Nova: Hecho en México—No-‌va!
Windows: How many times do you want to reboot today?
BMW Roadster: Not built with Jew slave labor any more!
Cialis: What? You’ve never had a boner bleed before?
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14 September 2005 · business & economics
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punchline—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
what's a hose bag?
I’m tired of mother jokes.
It’s an insult. It’s like “slut” but more graphical. A bag that holds a lot of hoses. The hoses being the hardened and well-‌okay-‌hard-‌enough cocks of the various and sundry men. The bag the hoses go in being your… must stop myself… so hard to resist. The bag being… The bag… The bag in this case…
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14 September 2005 · your mother
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majenta || Psycho Aquarian New Age Hose Ba…
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