Me: Man! What are you trying to achieve with those?!
Myself: That it’s A) None of her business, B) Doesn’t really hurt her if he is, and C) Not even among the most mild of the things that can and will go on secretly when a couple doesn’t know enough about each other sexually.
Me: Oh. Well. Yeah. That’s not so offensive in that light. Nice going then.
Myself: Fuck you, queer.
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Wow… I looked up the geographical info for this guy’s IP. I don’t know why I was expecting Bahrain or something. It’s from someone in Seattle, Washington. Could be the house next door for all I know. Well, a very nice and happily matched pair of men live next door—thank God we don’t live around any weirdos—so maybe down the street or something.
Anyway, if you’re over 18, interested in spending some time in the pokey till you’re about 40, and agree to not sue, here’s your answer—there’s only one step and it’s pretty sure fire: flunitrazepam.
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