Queries & Responses for 05 November 2005

Siberian Tiger vs Blue Whale
That’s the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. It barely differs from “Trout vs Elephant.”
Okay, I exaggerate. I’ve heard much dumber things. “I voted for Reagan twice,” comes immediately to mind.
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05 November 2005 · science & nature
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how to handle anti-semitism in college dorms
Unless you’re being threatened, vandalized, attacked, etc, I’d say, “Suck it up and quit being such a Jew pussy.”
Me: Oh. My. God. You did not just write that.
Myself: I didn’t put a trademark on it or anything. It’s all yours if you like it so much.
Me: You cannot get away with that kind of thing. I won’t be associated with it.
Myself: Hmmmm. A dillweed dilemma. So you’re saying that all I have to do to keep you out of this is keep up with that kind of thing, right?
Me: Uh, no. Look, we’re through if that’s how it’s gonna be.
Myself: Oh, okay. What do I have to do to make it up to you?
Me: Take back the thing up there.
Myself: No. But how about I amend it?
Me: I’m listening.
If you are being threatened, vandalized, attacked, etc, I’d recommend ambushing those east coast, inbred dagos with a crowd-‌sized can of OC and a pillowcase full of Cokes.
Me: “Inbred dagos?”
Myself: Hey, I lived in the dorms, man.
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05 November 2005 · race relations
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