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how to be smarter than others
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17 September 2006 · genius · Internet & computing
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coffee makes me pee
Just like beer. You don’t buy it so much as rent it.
Coffee, well caffeine specifically, is a diuretic. And a vasopressor. Just saying.
While I’m on the topic of the day: learn some history, some math, and some biology. Without at least a minor grounding in all three you are going to be a victim all your life.
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17 September 2006 · health & medicine
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10 Reasons Bush not Hitler
Bush is not Hitler
  1. Adolf was a Taurus. George is a Cancer.
  2. Adolf was a socialist dictator. George is, uh, not that.
  3. Adolf was quite short. George is, well, he’s not tall exactly but a little taller.
  4. Adolf’s family came from from Austria. George’s from Germany.
  5. Adolf used narcotics… um… George, oh, dear. Um, Adolf seized unlegislated powers to invade countries on false pretenses and imaginary threats…
Oh… Out already? I expected to make it to 7 at least.
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17 September 2006 · politics
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Perl alphabet
The Ballad of Tim Toady
A is for array which is not a list.
B is for binary and the data I’ve missed.
C is for chomp to eat my line ending.
D for debug, my code’s troubles unending.
E is eval which I use with glee.
F is fsck’d because evaled code bit me.
G is for goto—design shortcuts? Hooray!
H is for hash, AKA “associative array.”
I is for int, the math of the slacker.
J is for Just Another, as in Perl Hacker.
K is for keys, reverse them for values.
L is list context, wantarray is what I’ll use.
M is for map’ing my lists with ease.
N is for not or bang if you please.
O is for open which I always verify.
P stands for PERL only when camels fly.
Q is for qx because backticks are confusing.
R for rand keeps my statistics amusing.
S is to s/ubsti/tut/e, dot-‌star is too greedy.
T for tr///, makes my code speedy.
U is unpack and keeps me from guru status.
V is vec which also gives me Perl flatus.
W is for Wall, the patron whose code we share.
X is for for the variable named without care.
Y is tr for there’s more than one way to do it.
Z went unused but I’m sure Perl 6 will see to it.
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Efficient and simple random quote CGI in 4…
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