Queries & Responses for 19 September 2006

how to tell if you are gay
If you really, sincerely cannot tell, wait a year and ask yourself again. This isn’t something that is mysterious once you get to the right age and it’s not something that needs to be answered on a schedule.
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19 September 2006 · advice & self-help
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fox hole
Me: You think we’re ever gonna get out of this?
Myself: If we do, I’ll do the Lord’s works, so help me. I swear.
Me: You ever notice that when we’re in trouble I’m the calm one and you somehow aren’t so tough any more?
Myself: Please, Jesus! I’ll do anything you ask.
Me: Color me shocked.
Myself: What’s that Lord? Hey, Jesus says there are too many unbelievers in the world today.
Me: Yeah?
Myself: And in this fox hole in particular.
Me: Ah.
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19 September 2006 · Bible study · PR
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fox-hole—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
tarantual threat posture
They raise their front legs like an angry horse and pull up their fangs. You’ll know it when you see it. It’s really quite impossible to mistake for idle chit-‌chat.
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19 September 2006 · science & nature
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Is he cheating checklist
  1. Are you a shrew?
  2. Do you make him feel small all the time?
  3. Are you sexually available to him more than once every week or two?
  4. Do you compliment him whenever he deserves it?
  5. Do you spend his money or use his things without asking?
  6. Is sex with you difficult, dry, malodorous, or otherwise unpleasant?
  7. Do you lie to him?
  8. Are your conversations about anything deeper than the drapes and the nieghbors?
  9. When was the last time you got your ass down to the gym?
  10. Are you cheating?
You’ve got the list now, honey. So you tell me. Is he?
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