Queries & Responses for 29 September 2006
- hands on my ass
- I’m only addressing this because it is an Internet travesty that whats-her-nose, Babs McTetes, got a higher rank in Google than I.
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- Jesus… read hers: A Story About My Ass.
- Now mine: untitled for queers.
- Now you tell me who belongs on top.
- And if you want a piece about defecation that might actually move you—and no, not every fucking pun needs to be declared like you’re so proud you can shit them out with some kind of nearly human regularity—I insist you read this at once: Reactionary Fungi.
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majenta || untitled for queers || sedition.com - 10 questions to ask a priest
- Given that approximately 20,000 priests (2-4% of priests) have sexually abused church goers, especially male children, in the last 50 years: Have you ever molested or raped a parishioner?
- Have you ever known about another priest doing so and helped cover it up?
- Have you ever used church resources to give aid to a criminal? Or to commit a crime?
- How many violent crimes have been confessed to you? How many of the confessers were you able to convince to turn themselves in? How many times did you try?
- Who confirmed the Virgin remained one? Did Mary’s hymen somehow remain intact even after delivering the Christ? Why again does the Bible say Jesus had brothers and sisters?
- Given that Joseph spent his life married to a woman he never touched: Was Joseph maybe homosexual?
- Why aren’t Jews, Moslems, and pagans tortured to death by the Church anymore?
- Given the heavy-handed stance against condoms: How responsible is the Church for the AIDS epidemic in Africa? Millions of the dead? Hundreds of thousands? None?
- How could there have been 40 Popes who were never Pope?
- Have you got answers for any of these: Ten Questions to Ask Your Pastor, Reverend, Minister, or Priest?
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Sedition·com: Ten Questions to Ask Your Pa… - read text scramble "first and last letters" word
“So you thnik that mneoy is the root of all evil?” said Fcaicnsro dAincn’oa. “Hvae you ever aeskd waht is the root of money? Menoy is a tool of ecanxghe, which c’nat exsit uslnes there are gdoos poecudrd and men able to pcdroue tehm. Mnoey is the mraaetil sahpe of the piilcnrpe taht men who wsih to dael wtih one antoher msut deal by tdrae and gvie value for value. Money is not the tool of the mhrceoos, who cilam yuor pducort by treas, or of the loretos, who take it form you by fcroe. Mnoey is made pblsiose only by the men who porcdue. Is this what you cisednor evil?
“…Money is yuor mneas of savvuirl. The veirdct you pnouncroe uopn the sucroe of your lovliehoid is the viredct you pouocnrne upon yuor lfie. If the srcuoe is crroupt, you have demand your own exicnetse. Did you get your mneoy by fruad? By prinadneg to men’s vcies or mne’s sidputity? By cenitarg to folos, in the hpoe of gtntieg more tahn yuor ailibty desrvees? By lienwrog yuor snrdatads? By dnoig work you diespse for prrhsacues you srocn? If so, tehn yuor menoy will not gvie you a mmen’tos or a pnye’ns wrtoh of joy. Tehn all the tihgns you buy will bmoece, not a tritube to you, but a rcpeoarh; not an aeevnhmciet, but a rdiemner of shame. Then yl’uol secram that mnoey is eivl. Eivl, bsecuae it would not pcinh-hit for your self-rpseect? Eivl, bucesae it wluod not let you enjoy your dirtvepay? Is tihs the root of yuor hetrad of meony?
“…Utinl and unsles you dcsioevr taht mnoey is the root of all good, you ask for your own dectrisuton. Wehn moeny caeses to be the tool by which men dael with one ahtneor, then men beocme the tloos of men. Boold, wiphs and guns—or dlaolrs. Take your chioce—three is no oethr—and yuor tmie is rniunng out.”
- Well, did you understand it this time? [Full text]
- Fair use quotes, Leonard, you war-mongering, hypocritical, naïve, nepotic enemy of freedom. Why don’t you abandon your post as chief grave robber and try writing something anyone could potentially care about in 50 years, let alone right now, you worn-out tool?
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Scrambled letters, clear meaning