I’d be more excited about this if I thought it came from someone besides a Texas republican or some noisy twat in Ohio trying to help prevent an audit of electronic voting machines.
I’ll give you a couple pieces of information you might not have heard before and let you make up your blue, blue mind.
The Great Depression did not end on his watch though he has somehow come to gain historical credit for it. The US remained in a persistant trough of recession and depression while he was president. Unemployment remained in the double digits despite his supposedly successful work programs. Only when he died, war ended, and some of his policies were rolled back, did the US economy recover.
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Adults usually mean college when they say “school” but I turned off the age check so we’ll have to do them all.
Grade school: your dad is gay.
Junior high: Korn is gay.
High school: you’re gay.
College: Immanuel Kant is gay.
In any case, starting a fight is not as easy as you’ve been led to believe by movies and TV because most people don’t want to get hit in the face, no matter how pissed off they get. The valuable lesson you can take from that is that if you’re willing to never back down, you can be just about as offensive as you want because almost no one is willing to step up. Believe me.
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Linguistically, that would be the bassoon. If this were a democracy, it would probably be tuba or glockenspiel, or maybe the alto sax. It’s hard to choose. There are so many instruments that aren’t guitar.
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