Queries & Responses for 02 October 2006

WHY THE WHITE MAN IS THE DEVIL
Because when you can blame your losses on the supernatural, your status as simple loser is transubstantiated to sacred victim.
Oh, and because the white man is the actual Devil. In yo’ face, sucka’!

Me: Hey, thank you.
Myself: Why? What did I do now?
Me: I know what you wanted to write and I appreciate you censoring yourself for a change.
Myself: First off, there is no such thing as censoring yourself. Have you been reading the Daily Kos again? That shit’ll make you gay, you know. Second, in a shocking news item, I still don’t know what you’re talking about.
Me: Instead of “sucka’.” I know what you wanted to write and I’m thanking you for not writing it.
Myself: What?
Me: Uhhhh… You know.
Myself: I’m sure I don’t. You think I like talking to you? If I knew I’d say it to get this over with.
Me: The n-‌word or maybe “negro” if you were feeling restraint.
Myself: Oh… Never even occured to me. You’re a fucking racist, man.
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02 October 2006 · race relations
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white man—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
convert myisam to innodb script
It’s as easy as your mom. 
ALTER TABLE table_name ENGINE = INNODB;
But always check the docs—or Paul DuBois’s excellent book—or you might screw yourself.
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02 October 2006 · Internet & computing
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Moving DB_Files between disparate systems
mark-‍paul gosselaar porn
And I’ll just bet it was an attractive 32 year-‌old woman who typed that in and not a 48 year-‌old Harry Manback.
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02 October 2006 · celebrity & Hollywood
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Sedition·com: Dear Adult Swim #1,
perl 和 html
Awwwww…that’s nice.
Something like this will work: 
use CGI ":standard";

print header(-charset => 'utf-8'),
    start_html(),
    h1("\x{548c}"),
    end_html();
This should work too and is less confusing if you’re used to typing in Chinese: 
use utf8;
use CGI ":standard";

print header(-charset => 'utf-8'),
    start_html(),
    h1("和"),
    end_html();
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02 October 2006 · Internet & computing
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Coloring perl code in HTML
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