Queries & Responses for 28 March 2007

things i have learned from porn
  • Women always want “it” even if they haven’t yet been made aware of this fact.
  • Women are all bi-sexual if given the chance.
  • Lesbians never look like Peppermint Patty.
  • Women get very turned on by–
    • Looking down at their gear.
    • Colossally stupid puns.
    • Misogyny.
    • Answering the door.
  • Sexual intercourse must never be shorter than four minutes and never longer than six.
  • There are a lot of gay Republicans with nice abs.
  • Sex with children is wrong but sex with women who pretend to be children, down to a lack of pubic hair, is sooooo right.
  • All a woman really wants is a cock so big that it hammers her cervix.
  • HIV, herpes, genital warts, and non-specific urethritis don’t exist and are just scary stories made up by people who never “get any.”
  • Surgery scarred cross-eyed boobs hard enough to break eggs are hot!
  • Blow jobs are the sexual equivalent of intermission.
  • Women who don’t scream have not had an orgasm.
  • Sex is boring.
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