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- "mouse" "repellent"
- “Quotes” “don’t” “change” “how” “Google” “sees” “a” “query” “unless” “they” “go” “around” “more” “than” “one” “word.” “Fucking moron.”
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- really young nude
- You: “I’m looking for really young nudes.”
- Me: “Right on. Right on. So like 3..? 4…?”
- You: “Oh! That’s just sick!”
- Me: “Oh, excuse me. I do apologize.”
- You: “I mean, Jesus! What do you think I am?”
- Me: “Really, I am sorry.”
- You: “I hope so.”
- Me: “So, what did you have in mind?”
- You: “Well, you know… …8 or 9.”
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Sedition·com: Young nude girls - ass ashley
- I prefer the contraction, Assley.
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Link preview: ass ashley - 11 May 2005 · potluck
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Link preview: what to use in the yard for fleas - 13 May 2005 · advice & self-help
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- majenta: What did it feel like when your 1972 match with Boris Spassky opened in a loss?
- Bobby Fischer: Bah! Oooo-chim-chim-chim-waa!!!
- m: Uh, I mean… Was your confidence rattled? Did you still believe you could win, even after defaulting the second game?
- BF: Ahhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
- m: I, uh… you see… It was just amazing to me that you pulled it out of the fire and I was wondering how it felt at the time, you know.
- BF: Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr-ing.
- m: …Look, are you drunk, or what?
- BF: Humminnah-humminnah-humminnah!
- m: …Psycho…
- BF: Why you goddamn dirty Jew!
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Link preview: Interview with Bobby Fischer - 18 May 2005 · celebrity & Hollywood
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- Sounds like another winner for Starbucks. Time to boost the portfolio.
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Link preview: vagina "smells like coffee" - 23 May 2005 · business & economics
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Also ran.
Never got around to moving away.
Used to draw well once.
Could’ve been a contender.
Watched a lot of TV.
First place at the State Fair in ninth grade.
Had some dreams.
- You’re going to be dead. Do something.
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Phrases and words to avoid - pre anal penetration
- 1) Lights out in cell block D.
- 2) Sushi, wine, and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar.
- 3) “I.R.S.” on the return address.
- 4) “Well, hello, Kevin. Eric’s not home, he’s still at Little League practice, but there is something you could help me with if you’re not too busy.”
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Words that start with F—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - black pussy
- I was on Venice Beach. An old, good looking, black comic was riffing for a crowd. I was with Lisa and a couple of her friends. We stopped to listen. I was tall and in front so he went for me.
- He asked a few preliminary questions to warm me up, not embarrass me too much. Then he got to schooling.
- “There’s a white kitten and black rooster on a farm together. How many beaks does that rooster have?”
- “One,” I says.
- “And how many teeth does that cat have?”
- I paused, trying to remember if I’d ever known how many teeth cats have.
- He said, “You mean to tell me you know more about black cock than white pussy?”
- I helped a crowd of people have an amusing afternoon anyway.
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Words that start with B—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - word describing to leave behind
- The verb mature.
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Words that start with D—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - photographs inside vaginas
- Here’s a thumbnail of one I took in college.
- I know. I know. I always had trouble keeping the flash in its shoe. Don’t even get me started about depth of field.
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Link preview: photographs inside vaginas - 23 June 2005 · science & nature
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Words that start with P—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - hand job
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Words that start with A—The Devil’s Dictionary X™ - PUNCHLINE OF PRODUCTS
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- Ford Pinto: Boom.
- Xanax: Because roofies and quaaludes aren’t covered by your insurance.
- McDonald’s coffee: Hot enough for Satan himself.
- GM cars: 4 million vehicles recalled a year proves how much we care.
- Ritalin: It’s sure easier than being a good parent.
- Bayer aspirin: Now eliminating headaches without Zyklon B.
- Chevy Nova: Hecho en México—No-va!
- Windows: How many times do you want to reboot today?
- BMW Roadster: Not built with Jew slave labor any more!
- Cialis: What? You’ve never had a boner bleed before?
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Link preview: PUNCHLINE OF PRODUCTS - 14 September 2005 · business & economics
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- Fabulous image courtesy of the good people at Don’t Drink the Koolaid.
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Link preview: evolution - 26 August 2005 · Darwin & design
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- I believe you’re describing IISitis which most often afflicts admins with pagers who are between service packs.
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Words that start with S—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
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