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Here’s a partial rundown of ways to include stylesheets in Perl CGI.
Using CGI.pm’s start_html() to embed a style <link> in the page <head>. 
print start_html(-title=>'Zen and the Art of CSS',
                 -style => { -src => '/mycss/yes.css',
                             -type => 'text/css',
                             -media => 'screen' },
                 );
Using CGI.pm’s head attribute of start_html() with many sheets in <link> tags, including an RSS link. Note the Link() function which is titlecased to avoid clashing with the perl built-‌in link. 
my @three_sheets = qw( one.css 2.css three.css );
my @head_items = map { Link({-rel => 'stylesheet',
                             -type => 'text/css',
                             -media => 'screen',
                             -src => "/css/$_"})
                      } @three_sheets;

push @head_items,
    Link({-rel => 'alternate',
          -type => 'application/rss+xml',
          -title => 'RSS',
          -href => 'http://querylog.com/feed/rss',
         });

print start_html({-head => \@head_items});
CGI.pm again, manually putting a <link> string into the head. 
my $css = '<link rel="stylesheet" ' .
    'type="text/css" href="/css/sedly.css" />';

print start_html({-head => $css});
CGI.pm doing raw style text from DATA section inline. It could also be brought in from a file, of course. 
print
    start_html
        (-title => $title,
         -head  => style({-type => 'text/css'},
                         join('', <DATA>), # slurp __DATA__
                         )
         );

# Rest of script...

__DATA__
.element { color:#a00; padding:1ex }
.etc { ... }
CGI.pm styled element inline. 
print div({-style => 'border:1px dotted gray;'},
          'Boxed in');
CGI.pm element inline with scalar. 
my $css = 'font-size:%105;font-variant:small-caps';
print b({-style => $css},
        'The Case of the Title Case');
CGI.pm element inline with reusable hash—a hash reference is the cleanest way—of style. 
my $style = { -style => 'font-family:optima,sans-serif' };
print p($style,
        'Asdf',
        'query ' x 80);
Plain old XHTML used with Template. 
<div style="float:right">[% my_box %]</div>
Roll your own. 
print style(fontColor => '#039',
            font_family => 'helvetica,sans-serif',
            'font-weight' => 'bold');

sub style {
    my @attr = @_;
    return '' unless @attr;
    my @pairs;
    # to preserve order, matters for CSS
    while ( my ( $key, $value ) = splice(@attr,0,2) ) {
        $key =~ s/(?!\A)_/-/;                 # Hungarian
        $key =~ s/(?!\A)(\p{IsUpper})/-\l$1/; # or camel
        push @pairs, "$key:$value";
    }
    return join("; ", @pairs, "\n");
}
Printing style straight out of a here doc. 
print <<'HTMLextravaganza';
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1" ?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
 "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> 
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
 lang="en-US" xml:lang="en-US">
<head>
<style type="text/css" medium="screen">
/* blah, blah, blah */
</style>
</head>
HTMLextravaganza
Managing your CSS with modules. 
use CSS;
my $css = CSS->new();
my @css_files = qw( ./css/ddx.css ./css/rez.css );
$css->read_file( @css_files );
print $css->output();

use CSS::Tiny;
my $css = CSS::Tiny->read('./css/ddx.css');
$css->{'.newstyle'} = { color => '#abc' };
print $css->html();
And a somewhat expanded example of Perl CGI with CSS in the __DATA__ and as a single link in the head.
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JavaScript converting string to TitleCase
Titlecase—or title case—is the capitalization of all words but articles and prepositions; in English at least.
Without a full grammar parser this isn’t possible to do perfectly because things like acronyms and punctuation interfere, however, the following code will almost always do the trick in English.
Sidebar: JavaScript is probably the wrong language to use for this because it’s transient. Your data should be corrected, not your presentation of your data.
First extend the String built-‌in object to do the titlecasing for you so it works natively on all string objects. 
<script type="text/javascript">
// (c)GPL, apv
String.noLC = new Object
  ({the:1, a:1, an:1, and:1, or:1, but:1, aboard:1,
    about:1, above:1, across:1, after:1, against:1,
    along:1, amid:1, among:1, around:1, as:1, at:1,
    before:1, behind:1, below:1, beneath:1, beside:1,
    besides:1, between:1, beyond:1, but:1, by:1, 'for':1,
    from:1, 'in':1, inside:1, into:1, like:1, minus:1,
    near:1, of:1, off:1, on:1, onto:1, opposite:1,
    outside:1, over:1, past:1, per:1, plus:1,
    regarding:1, since:1, than:1, through:1, to:1,
    toward:1, towards:1, under:1, underneath:1, unlike:1,
    until:1, up:1, upon:1, versus:1, via:1, 'with':1,
    within:1, without:1});

String.prototype.titleCase = function () {
  var parts = this.split(' ');
  if ( parts.length == 0 ) return '';

  var fixed = new Array();
  for ( var i in parts ) {
    var fix = '';
    if ( String.noLC[parts[i]] )
    {
      fix = parts[i].toLowerCase();
    }
    else if ( parts[i].match(/^([A-Z]\.)+$/i) )
    { // will mess up "i.e." and like
      fix = parts[i].toUpperCase();
    }
    else if ( parts[i].match(/^[^aeiouy]+$/i) )
    { // voweless words are almost always acronyms
      fix = parts[i].toUpperCase();
    }
    else
    {
      fix = parts[i].substr(0,1).toUpperCase() +
                 parts[i].substr(1,parts[i].length);
    }
    fixed.push(fix);
  }
  fixed[0] = fixed[0].substr(0,1).toUpperCase() +
                 fixed[0].substr(1,fixed[0].length);
  return fixed.join(' ');
}
</script>
Once that’s loaded, the method can be called on any string. 
<script type="text/javascript">
  var title = 'this is badly cased in the u.s.a.';
  alert( title.titleCase() );
</script>
You might also want to alter the first line to: 
  var parts = this.toLowerCase.split(' ');
Which will deal with things like, “STOP SHOUTING, JACKASS,” but which will also wreck things that are properly titled already and cannot be fixed programatically like “McDonald.”
Check these extended JavaScript object classes for more related goodies.
See also javascript make text titlecase, for a live demo.
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