Here’s a partial rundown of ways to include stylesheets in Perl CGI.
Using CGI.pm’s start_html() to embed a style <link> in the page <head>.
print start_html(-title=>'Zen and the Art of CSS',
-style => { -src => '/mycss/yes.css',
-type => 'text/css',
-media => 'screen' },
);
Using CGI.pm’s head attribute of start_html() with many sheets in <link> tags, including an RSS link. Note the Link() function which is titlecased to avoid clashing with the perl built-in link.
This is actually a lot easier than the “scientists” let on.
In fact, the first part is so simple, you can make heavy water in your backyard if you’re relatively muscular. You need a heavy duty bucket with a handle; remember the water will be heavier in the end so don’t scrimp on a quality bucket! Fill it with regular municipal water from your garden hose. Take the bucket where you have plenty of room. Hold it at arm’s length and spin.
The centripetal force acts in concert with the centrifugal force at the Quantum level. If you can keep it up—2 minutes per CC of water—the water molecules rearrange and accrue the per mole weight increment usually equal to the cube root of Avogadro’s number.
Ah, but who am I telling this to? I’m sure you already know all about it. I probably sound like a moron trying to explain it.
Good luck with your bomb! Let us know how it works out. ;)
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What did you think you were searching for? Underage is by definition illegal. That is to what the “under” refers: the legal age of consent. Maybe you were just looking for classier beaver shots of 14 year-olds?
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Ah, don’t go examining your own premises with too much science now.
Just as one might find in the homo sapiens sapiens realm if one had enough objective data, one easily finds in the world Arboria. Dark woods are stronger, harder, more durable, more expensive, and more attractive. Even the nicest pine needs a good stain to weather well and look pretty.
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Beer is supposed to work and the states with the worst slug problems, Oregon and Washington, coincidentally have the greatest amount of locally brewed beer which can be considered eminently disposable.
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Blambot. I’m a fontographer too and I’ve always really liked these guys’ work.
The Bread Site?!? They asked nicely and are unwitting contributors so t’is only just.
Plan 8 from Doubter Space, the only news filter we read and the first site to recognize QueryLog’s massive importance to society and the future of mankind.
Mrs Rosa Parks died a week ago on 24 October 2005. While many have celebrated her refusal to take a back seat on an Alabama bus as an act of courage paving the way for improved race relations, like so much history, the reality doesn’t bear a great similarity to the retelling.
There was a stenography student on the bus that fateful day in 1955 who was practicing for her vocational test. The entire event was recorded word for word. Until just this week the transcript lay buried in a desk drawer in the Governor’s palace where the young lady forgot it the next evening. We purchased it on eBay.
Finally, we at QueryLog.com can reveal what really happened.
ROSA PARKS
(Steps onto bus and pushes driver out of the way of the first seat.)
BUS DRIVER
Excuse me, ma’am. We were doing repairs on the seats in the front of the bus this morning and they’re not bolted down correctly. Please take a seat in the back of the bus.
ROSA PARKS
Fuck you, Casper!
BUS DRIVER
Oh, ma’am. Please. There’s really no need for that kind of language. These seats are simply not safe. They’ll be repaired tomorrow.
ROSA PARKS
I ain’t going to the back, honkey, and not you or the whole damn Confederate Army is making me!
BUS DRIVER
Ma’am. Please. I do not want you to get hurt. You must sit in back where the seats aren’t being worked on.
ROSA PARKS
You are not threatenin’ me?!
POLICE OFFICER
(Stepping onto bus.)
I couldn’t help overhearing from the street. Is there a problem?
ROSA PARKS
Arrest me?! I’ll kick you plumb in your little pink googlies, you pizzle biting cracka’!
POLICE OFFICER
Whoa, whoa. Ma’am. No one’s getting arrested. I just wanted to see what the shouting was about.
ROSA PARKS
You can’t scare me with your gun and your big black stick, muthafucka’!
POLICE OFFICER
(Looks upset like maybe he’ll cry.)
Well, ma’am. I’m quite sure I didn’t deserve that.
ROSA PARKS
I’ll tell you what you deserve, honkey. Picking cotton till your fingers bleed and a good beating and rape every night for supper.
DRIVER
Ma’am. The seats in front aren’t safe. I must insist you take a seat in the rear with everyone else — white and black.
ROSA PARKS
I shall not. I demand to be arrested!!
POLICE OFFICER
I have half a mind to oblige you ma’am but bad manners are not illegal at this time in Montgomery.
ROSA PARKS
(Kicks the officer in the testicles.)
Fix you like the cracka’ bitch you are!
POLICE OFFICER
(Doubled over in pain.)
That’ll do. You’re under arrest.
ROSA PARKS
On what charge?!
POLICE OFFICER
Not going to the back of this goddamn bus for one thing.
ROSA PARKS
(Screaming for help and flailing to get away. Continues to scream.)
You hear that!? I know y’all heard that! Help me, Jesus! Help me! I’m being lynched!!
POLICE OFFICER
(Puts the cuffs on her and walks her off the bus.)
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