They just seem to go together. Like movies and popcorn, black and blue, America and apple pie, two condoms and your mom.
Me: You know–
Myself: I’m way ahead of you, man. I’m sick of the mother jokes too. But what am I gonna do? It’s a friggin’ site category. We have a readership that expects a certain amount maternal penetration.
Me: Couldn’t we do the “father rapist” bit for awhile?
Myself: Hmmmm, might have gone better with the “anal sex” thing. French fries, though…?
Me: Yeah, it’s a tough nut to crack.
Myself: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. You said, “nut to crack.”
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