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How to beat a paternity test.
- Quit being such an asshole and use a condom. Better yet, double bag it. No sense risking any copies of you making it into the world.
- But seriously. Right before you have to go to the doctor’s office to give the DNA sample, soak your pecker in Clorox®. Works every time.
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25 February 2004
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