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how can I meet Eddie Vedder
I don’t know, he stopped taking my calls after I left a box of pinkies in his fridge when I house sat for him.
I can introduce anyone you like to Kurt Cobain for $50,000 though.
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09 March 2010 · PR
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reverend vs minister
That’s a pay-per-view last man standing I’d pony up for.
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27 February 2010
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politically correct dictionary
cocksucker · reproductive appendage comfort engineer.
ass-‌licker · automatic organic bath-‌tissue analog.
slut · relationship challenged.
whore · goal-‌oriented intercourse provider.
liar · reality beautifier.
passive-‌aggressive shitball · lobbyist.
stupid · user friendly.
barbaric · culturally diverse.
facsimile · your sister.
Say, why am I wasting these on you guys? Could be posting them at the Devil’s Dictionary X™.
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24 February 2010 · speaking in tongues · PR
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four letter words with a,e,l 
perl -ne 'print if /^\w{4}$/ && /a/i && /e/i && /l/i' /usr/share/dict/words
Again, you might have to find your own dictionary file. See also, all four letter words start with L and end with E.
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23 February 2010 · speaking in tongues · Internet & computing
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word for someone who has sex with plants
Dirty, dirty treeHortiwhore? Plantstitute? Dryadomaniac? Botonast? Staman?
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23 February 2010 · speaking in tongues · science & nature
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will suicide kill the parasites
Some, yes. Others, no. For those that aren’t host bound you’re just one table at the banquet.
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23 February 2010
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Sedition·com: How to write a suicide note
what is absence of government called in one word
Part of me sure wants to reply: Paradise. But the fact is that total absence of government is generally called Anarchy. While quite a few well intentioned people think this might equate to paradise, the fact is that in the natural world it can only equate to the law of the jungle…
I don’t know why I’m against law of the jungle really. I’m a bigger, faster, and sturdier than 99.99% of you. I’d do very, very well as a regional chieftain. I’m missing the proteins for betrayal though so I’d never get as far as Harold the Shaggy, though I daresay my mane outshines his.
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23 February 2010 · government
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"details" other word
You’ll have to provide “specifics” if you want an answer. Get it? Your mother’s a whore.
Where did that come from?
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22 February 2010 · speaking in tongues
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can you be aryan with brown hair?
Can you be stupid with blond hair?

Q: What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

A: 2006 World Hide and Go Seek Champion.

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22 February 2010 · white guys
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bart that goes to the toilet
In junior high and high school my friend Zak had a Dalmatian named Bart that would go to the toilet. On the flagstone, the rug, your shoes, pretty much everywhere. I hate Dalmatians.
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22 February 2010 · PR
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how to know if your IQ is high
Can it recite the alphabet backwards correctly? If not, it’s probably high.
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20 February 2010 · speaking in tongues
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"live in slave girl"
I normally keep ’em in the concrete tool shed but during the winter I let ’em in on colder nights.
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20 February 2010 · PR
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fixing legacy code
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18 February 2010 · Internet & computing
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why doesn't amazon corporate drug test employees
Because drug testing is a retarded, pointless, moralistic, anti-reason, discriminatory practice. Plenty of sober people are too stupid to open a letter without getting hurt. Trying to use a drug test in lieu of good hiring and managerial judgment is pathetic and reeks of Orwell.
I’m just amazed that Amazon still recognizes this. Upon reflection, probably they’re just too cheap to pop for the tests.
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17 February 2010 · advice & self-help · business & economics
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My first drug test » Sedition·com
hotnativeamericans.com
And I thought there were no horrible ideas left to be exploited. Where does a guy get a little VC around here?
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16 February 2010 · sex counselor · race relations
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