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mommy milking her baby boys penis
Anytime anyone ever says: human beings are noble creatures; we strive for the best even in the face our failing… Anytime anyone ever tries to tell you that say to them, “mommy milking her baby boy’s penis.” That search, without quotes brought 1.05 million results from Google–
OH NOES!!!
Because you know the fuck what? That’s searched for every single damn day by a human whereas “how does art make us better” has exactly 0 results on Google right now. To get 1 the Intertubes had to see this post.
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01 July 2009
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words start with L related to IT
  • Loser.
  • Left-out.
  • Loveless.
  • Overweight… Oh, I’m sorry. How did that get in there?
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01 July 2009 · advice & self-help
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Worst country for underage porn
Khazakstan. End of story. The children are so frickin’ ugly you couldn’t possibly enjoy it.
Me: WTMFF? What did Khazakstan ever do to you?
Myself: Borat made me do it.
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01 July 2009 · sex counselor
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alliterations that start with q
The querulent Queen quietly queefed while quaffing her quotidian quart and quoting qualified quatrains, querying quixotic questions qua quotas and the quintessence of quorum.
Take that, sub-space.
We’re saving “quadruped” and “quack” for the 1am public access version.
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17 June 2009 · speaking in tongues
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QueryLog: Alliteration with Q
perl random color hex
Don’t know if this counts as too obfuscated. It’s easy to read for me…
printf "#%x%x%x%x%x%x", map { rand(16) } 1 .. 6;
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16 June 2009 · Internet & computing
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cunnylingus,origin
If you’re looking for etymology: Cunt + Tongue. Pretty straightforward and much more honest in the Latin than our soft-skulled euphemism-happy culture can take except as ignorant of real meanings.
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16 June 2009 · C-bomb & scatological friends
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antifreeze for squirrels
Sterilization for retards.
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16 June 2009 · advice & self-help
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when to write a suicide note
When you aren’t planning on killing yourself. It’s a fantastic way to get some perspective. This is the kind of thing psychiatrists are too timid or scared of being sued to recommend. I’m not kidding at all. Try it.
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15 June 2009 · advice & self-help
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oh vey smear
United States of Israel No. It’s Oy vey ismir. Roughly. More deeply ingrained whining from the number two seed in the world. They may have invented it but we all know the US o’A is today tops in ironic self-pity.
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12 June 2009 · America the beautiful
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Oy vey, a smear –or– Don’t you know that p…
caught someone skinny dipping what would you do?
Uh, take your clothes off and go for a dip…?
Or, you know, not. You fucking prudes.
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12 June 2009 · sex counselor
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sedition ashley pond
Chocolate and peanut butter, my honky.
Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
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12 June 2009 · PR
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“The Late Ashley Pond” (obituary for an ea…
"I want to be smarter than others"
Do you really? Because I can tell you that the view from the 99th percentile hurts like fucking Hell because it means you’re smart enough to see how much entirely non-trivial distance that last 1% covers.
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09 June 2009 · genius
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is it illegal to search for underage pornography
Dude. What do you think? It’s illegal to build a fucking tree house without a permit or sell lemonade on the corner without a business license and food inspection certificate.
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09 June 2009
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acronym IQ test
Ick?
Do I pass?
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16 April 2009 · genius
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Never take an IQ test » Sedition·com
how to use the word sedition in a sentence
Sedition·com is the best website I’ve ever visited.
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26 March 2009 · PR
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Contact » Sedition·com