How to beat a paternity test.

How to beat a paternity test.
Quit being such an asshole and use a condom. Better yet, double bag it. No sense risking any copies of you making it into the world.
But seriously. Right before you have to go to the doctor’s office to give the DNA sample, soak your pecker in Clorox®. Works every time.
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