High caliber gunshot to the medulla oblongata. It will take off the top of your head and most of your face but since the brain is where the pain goes, there won’t be anything left to feel it. The bullet travels faster than the speed of sound—you won’t even hear the gun go off. There are some potentially painless drug/pill methods but they aren’t completely reliable.
Please don’t kill yourself. I like you.
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