PUNCHLINE OF PRODUCTS

PUNCHLINE OF PRODUCTS
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Ford Pinto: Boom.
Xanax: Because roofies and quaaludes aren’t covered by your insurance.
McDonald’s coffee: Hot enough for Satan himself.
GM cars: 4 million vehicles recalled a year proves how much we care.
Ritalin: It’s sure easier than being a good parent.
Bayer aspirin: Now eliminating headaches without Zyklon B.
Chevy Nova: Hecho en México—No-‌va!
Windows: How many times do you want to reboot today?
BMW Roadster: Not built with Jew slave labor any more!
Cialis: What? You’ve never had a boner bleed before?
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