Because when you can blame your losses on the supernatural, your status as simple loser is transubstantiated to sacred victim.
Oh, and because the white man is the actual Devil. In yo’ face, sucka’!
Me: Hey, thank you.
Myself: Why? What did I do now?
Me: I know what you wanted to write and I appreciate you censoring yourself for a change.
Myself: First off, there is no such thing as censoring yourself. Have you been reading the Daily Kos again? That shit’ll make you gay, you know. Second, in a shocking news item, I still don’t know what you’re talking about.
Me: Instead of “sucka’.” I know what you wanted to write and I’m thanking you for not writing it.
Myself: What?
Me: Uhhhh… You know.
Myself: I’m sure I don’t. You think I like talking to you? If I knew I’d say it to get this over with.
Me: The n-word or maybe “negro” if you were feeling restraint.
Myself: Oh… Never even occured to me. You’re a fucking racist, man.
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