every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

Every time I masturbate, God kills a Siberian tiger. I believe it was my great-‌great-‌great grandpappy, Ashley the Longer, who was responsible for the extinction of the saber-‌toothed cats in the Americas.

[close] Permanent link · http://querylog.com/q/every+time+you+masturbate+God+kills+a+kitten

Suggested HTML for linking:
<a title="QueryLog: every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" href="http://querylog.com/q/every+time+you+masturbate+God+kills+a+kitten">every time you masturbate God kills a kitten</a> Link preview: every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

27 September 2006 · PR

The page found by the original query:
Sedition·com: 50 queries from the weblog a…