Adults usually mean college when they say “school” but I turned off the age check so we’ll have to do them all.
Grade school: your dad is gay.
Junior high: Korn is gay.
High school: you’re gay.
College: Immanuel Kant is gay.
In any case, starting a fight is not as easy as you’ve been led to believe by movies and TV because most people don’t want to get hit in the face, no matter how pissed off they get. The valuable lesson you can take from that is that if you’re willing to never back down, you can be just about as offensive as you want because almost no one is willing to step up. Believe me.
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