Me: Man! What are you trying to achieve with those?!
Myself: That it’s A) None of her business, B) Doesn’t really hurt her if he is, and C) Not even among the most mild of the things that can and will go on secretly when a couple doesn’t know enough about each other sexually.
Me: Oh. Well. Yeah. That’s not so offensive in that light. Nice going then.
Myself: Fuck you, queer.
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