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sexual term for black eye
- I have the wife call ’em “little love taps.” Helps her keep in mind what some serious loving is like.
- Me: Okay, stop.
- Myself: O que? O que há?
- Me: You’re not as cute as you seem to think.
- Myself: Okay, then. What is it this time?
- Me: That was too much, man. What’s Julie gonna say when she reads that tomorrow?
- Myself: She’ll tell me how funny it is. …If she knows what’s good for her.
- Me: See, what is that? You’re still doing it. You can’t just write that you beat your wife.
- Myself: Oh, you’re right. That would be like, what do they call it, evidence. What should I do?
- Me: Apologize to her and tell her it was just a shtick.
- Myself: A stick? Like a wife-correcting stick?
- Me: No, shtick!
- Myself: I don’t get it. That’s not funny. This response was funny before you got involved.
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28 July 2005
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