the internet is the devil

the internet is the devil
I guess that makes me some sort of priest then. Do I get an outfit? Something purple. That would r0x0r! And one of those Ethernet hubs shaped like an upsidedown cross or something. What do we sacrifice? 14k modems? AOL users? Our idols? IE, pr0N, and Visual Basic. Yeah, I feel some tax exempt status coming my way, I do.
Here, Dan, I waited for 3 years for this: !<><
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22 May 2005 · Internet & computing
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