Breathe through your mouth, close your eyes, and think about Denise Richards—make sure not to imagine her saying anything, of course. You don’t wanna lose that anniversary erection just on account of your mom’s backne.
Me: Okay, stop.
Myself: What, what? What?
Me: That was a bridge too far, man. Seriously.
Myself: I’m just giving the fans what they come here for: hot mom sex. Check the referring queries, dude. I don’t make this crap up. Well, the queries I don’t make up. You know. …What? You’re actually offended?
Me: A little, yeah.
Myself: Do have any idea how schizophrenic that sounds?
Me: No. All I’m thinking about is I don’t even remember where you learned the word “backne.”
Myself: Sealab 2021.
Me: Oh, yeah. You know that reminds me. We should visit that guy’s other website. Sedition·com. That site’s funny.
Myself: Only some of the time, Ashley. Only some of the time.
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