Anytime anyone ever says: human beings are noble creatures; we strive for the best even in the face of our failing… Anytime anyone ever tries to tell you that say to them, “mommy milking her baby boy’s penis.” That search, without quotes brought 1.05 million results from Google–
Because you know the fuck what? That’s searched for every single damn day by a human whereas “how does art make us better” has exactly 0 results on Google right now. To get 1 the Intertubes had to see this post.
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The querulent Queen quietly queefed while quaffing her quotidian quart and quoting qualified quatrains, querying quixotic questions qua quotas and the quintessence of quorum.
Take that, sub-space.
We’re saving “quadruped” and “quack” for the 1am public access version.
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If you’re looking for etymology: Cunt + Tongue. Pretty straightforward and much more honest in the Latin than our soft-skulled euphemism-happy culture can take except as ignorant of real meanings.
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When you aren’t planning on killing yourself. It’s a fantastic way to get some perspective. This is the kind of thing psychiatrists are too timid or scared of being sued to recommend. I’m not kidding at all. Try it.
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No. It’s Oy vey ismir. Roughly. More deeply ingrained whining from the number two seed in the world. They may have invented it but we all know the US o’A is today tops in ironic self-pity.
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Do you really? Because I can tell you that the view from the 99th percentile hurts like fucking Hell because it means you’re smart enough to see how much entirely non-trivial distance that last 1% covers.
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Dude. What do you think? It’s illegal to build a fucking tree house without a permit or sell lemonade on the corner without a business license and food inspection certificate.
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